brian Rat Bro

An amazing person who sees himself as a dumpster rat. Find him and he will grant you infinite joy and happiness.

:I'm feeling kinda down today..
:Just talk to Brian Rat Bro, he'll make u feel better

by Lorikett June 5, 2021

That's magpie bro

When a hoe is lying to your face :(
I've been hurt

Them: 'that car was yellow bro, I swear'
Me: 'no that's magpie bro, it was cream'

by Majestic Meats June 18, 2021

Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.

Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi

by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021

beltway bro

A beneficiary of white male privilege who works in the DC area, especially males involved in foreign policy who have little or no relevant international experience.

Generally, beltway bros make up for what they lack in competence with an abundance of unjustified self-confidence.

The swamp consists of beltway bros who purport to be experts, e.g. in the Middle East, but don't speak any relevant languages and have never lived or worked in the region.

by Alilbirdtoldme June 28, 2021

Bro-Fist

The action of a man inserting his fist into another man’s anus.

I bro-fisted Jake last night.

by Johnny Skinny-Penis July 5, 2021

bro

Humphrey the panda

You know who's the bro? Humphrey

by humphreyisthedefinitionbro August 7, 2022

Polit-Bro

A political streamer (often a former gaming streamer) who claims to be radical but their beliefs can be soft neo-liberal and socially regressive. Machismo is a common trait for polit-bros.

I just watched a polit-bro lecture a woman on the feminist virtues of man-spreading. He said that Lenin was a man-spreader.

by thesignforraglan August 8, 2022