That’s Motherfucking Diddy
Guy1: who’s the king of all baby oil?
Guy2: it’s fucking Diddy you bitch get a home why the fuck toy asking me this
Guy2: it’s fucking Diddy you bitch get a home why the fuck toy asking me this
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Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
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What will happen? Will you get that feeling of vague emptiness? Are you even high if no one was there to witness it? OR are you having the time of your life? Accessing untrecked parts of the brain? Staring at yourself in the screen?
What will happen? Will you get that feeling of vague emptiness? Are you even high if no one was there to witness it? OR are you having the time of your life? Accessing untrecked parts of the brain? Staring at yourself in the screen?
“Last night I was all highlone and I got a word published on urban dictionary.”
“I was all highlone this morning and I just thought... I’ll never find contentment.”
“Haha I was cleaning out my phone notes and I found a note that just said, “Empires fall, but now I go gobble gobble,”....I must have been all highlone.”
“I was all highlone this morning and I just thought... I’ll never find contentment.”
“Haha I was cleaning out my phone notes and I found a note that just said, “Empires fall, but now I go gobble gobble,”....I must have been all highlone.”
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