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the S H E T L I N G S

only the best band ever made up by holly and luna. they are known for almost dying alot when together with nikki the other child of the night---- down below you will se the lyric to their best song---- they are known for feliz navidad.
that is how to be a shetling, by S H E T L I N G S
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Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING

and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S
by lol.its.holly December 3, 2020
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T word bowling

T word bowling is the type of bowling for people who need sugar friends to buys merch
She’s so in love with maya hawke she’ll send face pics for money? Such a t word bowling
by Big T word August 19, 2022
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Floyd T Binns Middle School

a school filled with kids who vape and drama 24/7
someone: do you go to Floyd T Binns Middle School
person: oh the school with kids who vape 24/7 and drama with those 4 girls?
by notyourmommyet February 5, 2022
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T-Money

Someone who is always late can be described as tardy, unpunctual, or habitually late. Other terms might include "flake," "flakey," or even "not reliable"
Steve is always late he is a real a T-Money!
by RG34 May 7, 2025
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Ali T

A special species they can stand there ground by screaming like a howler monkey they tend to live in areas like Snapchat and swipe up at everything they think there funny but there autismo
Ali t tend to be chavs from Italy and England
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t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"
Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.
by KingDiugh July 16, 2016
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T to G Ratio

Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.

1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.

Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.

She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.

Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.

She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5

Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.

Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"

Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024
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