E-Piphany

An internet E-nabled delivery of an "illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure." Rather than being required to have the mental ability to accept something entirely new, one can login and be fed illumination.

Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?

E-piphany! When your brain is just too busy to learn something new.

Bob was a few synapses short of a brain and being able of accepting brand new concepts, so when it came to , he signed up for a monthly E-nlightened E-Piphany. When the email arrives he quickly double clicks it to open, and the rush of sudden apathy and intelligence fills his body. The world gets a little bit clearer... More obvious and distinct, Finally, he is at peace once again for another 30 days.

by You rReal Name January 6, 2021

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021

V E L

Pee Pee Poo Poo

V E L Likes Men

by Hortler Did Nothing Wrong March 15, 2025

s, eggs and e

A code way of saying sex (literally it)

keep your voice down, we don't want the teacher hearing our s, eggs and e stories

by uwu rawrq April 14, 2022

The Double E

Anyone man with the initials EE that is abnormally good looking with the body of a gladiator who is successful in love & life. He loves small animals, God and his mother. Men wanna be him and ladies wanna be with him. Kinda like a shorter haired Fabio or Arnold Shwarzanegger circa 1980. Women have been known to put pictures of him on thier phone while being intimate with their husbands.

Your honor , our marriage was going great until the day "the Double E " showed up. Now how can I compete with that?

by The Double E August 26, 2023

e-language

The use of profanity or profanity attempts on messaging services like AIM.

Luzah384: STFU YOU BZ.
Normie429: Dude. Your e-language is pathetic.

by Jessizzlethizzle December 6, 2007

E-girl

Mostly white girls that pretend to be bisexual for attention. Usually have bangs or split dye hair. Either glorify drug addiction, glorify suicidal thoughts by posting online, or say the n word.

Oh no here comes another e-girl.

by Pizzaman420 February 1, 2021