Bean

A huge perverted guy who will do anything to “get a look”

-A guy was trying to sneak a peak!
-He had to of been a Bean

by MikaylaYT February 11, 2019

Bean

He’s a solid bean.

Gets all the ladies.

Staying strong through no nut November,
Looks like Clay Jenson from 13 reasons why (very slightly I don’t care if you can’t see it)
On route to destroy the A9 unit💪🏽.

That’s bean right there, fighting the A9 unit!

by 1409real name November 1, 2019

King Bean

A king bean is a great leader and really smart. His firearm skills are unmatched throughout all of beantopia. He is normally found playing games on his Xbox in the legendary palace of Beantopia. All who come before him will be blessed or will die trying

Wow King Bean is so sad

by stosef jalin January 20, 2022

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans

“Hey, what time are we beaning at?”

by #1 Dole Merchant November 3, 2023

bean magazine

- Female version of a spank bank
- A female saving a males photos to 'flick the bean' to

My friend Paige saved some DILFS gym photo and said she was saving it for her bean magazine.

"Ohhhhhh that's definitely going in the bean magazine!"

"What are you doing later? " "Might go for a swipe on tinder and add to the bean magazine"

by Pingupurp94 December 19, 2024

Bean

A fraud or certi waffler

Guy 1:'ve had my license since I was 17
Guy 2: he's such a bean he can't even drive

by Sexysingh6969 September 27, 2021