Captin! Every time I crunch I get Emo-Sized because I know I'm getting fat then my girlfriend won't love me anymore! Now I just sit in my room in darkness crying listening to Hawthorn Heights, and then someone calls and I seem to be fine.
by Tman00178 September 1, 2006
Get the emo-sizedmug. 1100'th definition!
But basically its a group of sub urban faggots who dwell on their supposed "horrible" lives by picking out trivial negative factors of their past and reminiscing on its with extreme melancholy and self pity
But basically its a group of sub urban faggots who dwell on their supposed "horrible" lives by picking out trivial negative factors of their past and reminiscing on its with extreme melancholy and self pity
by FUCK THE POLICE HAVING SEX WIT August 17, 2011
Get the emomug. means you are brocken inside and are goth you only except alphas as your significate other and you only ware black just like your soul EmOOOoooo
by emoguy69 January 21, 2022
Get the emomug. Emo, short for emotional bitchass, is a person with little to no mental sanity. Emo’s typically don’t make it to the 10th grade, due to either suicide, or are imprisoned for shooting up their local Walmart. Emo’s typically have more cuts than a steakhouse. Emo’s are likely to be “depressed”, and always complain about how bad their middle class family is for not buying them a new pet to torture. Emo’s are also know to masturbate to gore porn, and human suffering. Emo’s like to wear jean jackets with a skull and bones t-shirt, with ripped jeans, so you can see their bleeding wounds from last night. An Emo’s natural habitat is Hot Topic, where they can congregate with fellow psychologically challenged individuals, and talk about who is next on their sacrifice list. If you spot an Emo, run for your life, because they will most likely cast a spell on you if you look at them the wrong way.
Friend 1: Jesse is such an emo.
Friend 2: I know right! I heard he once jacked off in Hot Topic to this old lady who had a heart attack in the middle of the store.
Friend 2: I know right! I heard he once jacked off in Hot Topic to this old lady who had a heart attack in the middle of the store.
by simplord6969 September 7, 2020
Get the Emomug. The slight emo tone or style used in many early 2000’s emo songs, along with the midwest emo genre. Even twangier!
by brotherrrrrrrrr69 January 23, 2025
Get the Emo twangmug.