Karate Kid Fart

The act of farting while standing on one foot with arms raised, resembling the famous Karate Kid scene.

I was both amazed and disgusted by his Karate Kid fart.

by _kamzilla February 3, 2010

crimson fart box

A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.

"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"

by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013

Dusty Minge Fart

An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.

Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!

Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...

Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!

Peter: She's buff innit...

Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!

by C&P - Maths ;) May 18, 2011

fried egg fart

a fart that stinks to high heaven with tha aroma of a sulfurous fried egg.

After I unleashed a fried egg fart, the conference room cleared out rapidly.

by doctorg March 21, 2009

piss fart

Metonymy for toilet humor, based on the punchlines of scatalogical jokes.

"South Park is like the Howard Stern Show in that it's the same thing. Here it is: Piss fart. Great."

by johnjohnjohnjohn April 2, 2008

Fire-Cracker Fart

1. When you fart after eating spicey food and you think something may have come out, but your not sure, and then unfortunately find out something did happen because of the warm burning feeling.

2. Similar to sharting but with a warm burning feeling.

I think I just sharted in my pants? No dude you just had a fire-cracker fart. That warm burning sensation is the key to determining the differnce! Go change your pants...

by GeeQue March 21, 2009

pussy blood fart

The after effects caused by air of a woman having sex on her period.

I fucked Erika hard while she was on her period, and when I pulled out she exploded a pussy blood fart on my stomach!

by Dman666 September 11, 2008