Party Weirdness Theorem

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.

*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.

By the Party Weirdness Theorem, Wine Wednesday was bound to be a success!

by Sir Alex of SLO March 17, 2013

Lemon Party Lis

A person who enjoys fapping to lemonparty.org

Person 1: Hey! Who's that over there?
Person 2: Oh! That's Lemon Party Lis.

Person 1: Oh yeah! She must have just finished fapping to lemonparty .

by DeezNutz69!@#$ May 7, 2020

Tea Party Syndrome

When someone takes their sweet time to be in your presence instead of being in a hurry to leave.

I hate it when people have the Tea Party Syndrome because I'd rather be alone with my girlfriend.

by RonnieZazo September 3, 2021

your moms a party

When your bestfriend has sex with your mom

Bob:"hey, where were you last night? I called you like a million times.
Jack:"lets just say that your moms a party. Winky face"

by Pepeisalive December 14, 2016

One woman party

When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.

by Pashitza June 12, 2018

shakey butt party

House party involving twerking

Tameka was dancing at that shakey butt party.

by __ritm October 13, 2015

no more parties in LA

when there is no more parties in Los Angeles

also a song featuring KanYe West and Kendrick Lamar, produced by legendary producer Madlib

Turdfacemgee: Geez, I'm so sad, man.
Bigtwat: Why, what's wrong?
Turdfacemgee: There's no more parties in LA

by ligmafreshballs March 15, 2023