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john

johns are very outgoing baseball player, any sports guy... LAME, he loves booty pics,
omg john is so cool he plays baseball
by mommyyyyy3 January 25, 2022
mugGet the johnmug.

John

#9cmDick
Oh "lol" John, nice dick
by #18cm January 4, 2017
mugGet the Johnmug.

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
mugGet the Alexander John Majormug.

Johns

When your a Quinn fucking John’s victim who gets victimized by everyone he interacts with.
Peter: who is a johns?

Steve: Quinn Fucking “Johns!!
by Geeker November 29, 2024
mugGet the Johnsmug.

John Vincent Orlando

A boy that is caring he cares about his family and fans. He deserves the world. He is someone you should want as your boyfriend. He won best Canadian act 2019 and 2020 and he is very hard working. He started YouTube at just 8 years old and now a 17 year old star
John Vincent Orlando is the most hardworking persona and is dedicated to do big things
by JOHNVINCENTORLANDOISBAE November 9, 2020
mugGet the John Vincent Orlandomug.

John Ray

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019
mugGet the John Raymug.

shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
mugGet the shut the fucking door john the cops are heremug.

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