Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
Get the Slapped Patio Headmug. The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.
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“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”
by threepio January 4, 2022
Get the PMPE Slapmug. ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.
by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020
Get the slapmug. An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
Get the strike and slapmug. a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam
by founders of TC November 9, 2008
Get the slapmug. by 92914 November 17, 2020
Get the Slap my breadmug. by Giant Testicles December 5, 2019
Get the Cock Slapmug.