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Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch

Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers
Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.
by Cheeki von Breeki March 19, 2021
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life

Something that is fun up until you get to about middle school. Then it turns to stress. And you wish it would go away, but then again without it you wouldn't be alive, I guess.
Friend: Hey! Watcha doin?
Me: life.
Friend: Same
by Hoi_im_temmie123 October 26, 2020
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The first law of the Circle of life

this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.
the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.
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Life

God: I Shall Make A New Human Being
A Pre-Made Human: *whispering* Please Don't Be Me

God: -Lenny Face- Pre-Made Human#5875, Please Step Forth For I Have Chosen You,To Live Life On Earth.
by Itsyaboioli August 27, 2020
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life

something everyone is giving and something everyone wants to take
people who want to take : I will end your life tonight..PLAY MAD WITH ME

people who are given : MAMA MAMA
by lixxsxYT February 10, 2021
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Life Is Random

That one phrase you use when the weirdest, strangest, most random out of nowhere thing happens.
“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
What can i say, life is random.
by DakotaJ May 19, 2021
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