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Dude 1: Damnn did you see that ?
Dude 2: See what ?
Dude 1: Jamies bf cheated on her today, and she just keyed his car to say “small dick mobile” over there.
Dude 2: and now she’s drawing hearts with her lipstick on his windshield.
Dude 1: damn she gives no shits, and yk what’s even funnier
Dude 2: what ?
Dude 1: when she asked him today about it, and who the girl was… she laughed in his face and congratulated them. said she felt relief the “two neanderthals” could do it for each other. cause he “never really did it for” her.
Dude 2: holy shitttt, that’s metal, she’s fucking metal as hell. she rlly took that to a whole different level of bad-ass. full respect
Dude 2: See what ?
Dude 1: Jamies bf cheated on her today, and she just keyed his car to say “small dick mobile” over there.
Dude 2: and now she’s drawing hearts with her lipstick on his windshield.
Dude 1: damn she gives no shits, and yk what’s even funnier
Dude 2: what ?
Dude 1: when she asked him today about it, and who the girl was… she laughed in his face and congratulated them. said she felt relief the “two neanderthals” could do it for each other. cause he “never really did it for” her.
Dude 2: holy shitttt, that’s metal, she’s fucking metal as hell. she rlly took that to a whole different level of bad-ass. full respect
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A metal music sub-genre combing elements of shock rock, doom metal, black metal, and dark-folk music.
Key Characteristics:
- Dark & chromatic melodies.
- Odd & uncommon time signatures.
- Clean & gritty vocal styles.
- Folk instrumentation.
- Distorted electric and acoustic guitars.
- Keyboard and synth FX.
- Lyrical storytelling.
- Lyrical themes of folk horror, supernatural, etc.
A metal music sub-genre combing elements of shock rock, doom metal, black metal, and dark-folk music.
Key Characteristics:
- Dark & chromatic melodies.
- Odd & uncommon time signatures.
- Clean & gritty vocal styles.
- Folk instrumentation.
- Distorted electric and acoustic guitars.
- Keyboard and synth FX.
- Lyrical storytelling.
- Lyrical themes of folk horror, supernatural, etc.
“Have you ever heard of ‘Melodic Horror Metal’?” “No, I haven’t” “It’s this new metal sub-genre. I think you’ll dig it!”
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Lacking any true Metal Lyrics ,Feel, look, Sound .
Lacking any true Metal Lyrics ,Feel, look, Sound .
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