My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.
"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"
by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021
Get the My friend johnpaul mug.A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.
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Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(
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She thinks her once a year friends really give a shit about her, they wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.
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"I love this vest, where'd you get it"
"Oh it's a friend-me-down. Catherine was getting rid of a bunch of clothes."
"Oh it's a friend-me-down. Catherine was getting rid of a bunch of clothes."
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