tear your ass

command that someone moves swiftly so as to cause their ass cheeks to tear apart. Abrv. TYA

tear your ass to the crib before I beat your ass

Tear your ass! or TYA!

by DRED 4000 January 20, 2009

your boyfriend up?

A way of asking a girl if she is in a relationship with a man or if she is single

Aye girl, your boyfriend up?

by skeezerweirdo December 20, 2010

park your buick

to vomit in the street

If you drink too much cheap wine you will park your buick later.

by keith hubbell November 14, 2005

Ask Your Girl

Ask your lady friend what she was doing with me last night.

Slogan used on t- shirts by the 80s baby clothing company and x rated music genre

Question: What have you been doing today?

Answer: Ask Your Girl

by Ask Your Girl October 7, 2007

Pick your ducks

The removal of dingleberries, as referenced by Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson in a 2014 statement on marriage.

"If she'll pick your ducks, now that's a woman."

by pointedsticks December 30, 2013

sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.

I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.

by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013

drunk on your face

when a person has seen another so many times that they are almost drunk... with seeing the other person's face because they have had so much of it

antonym: when one is addicted to something but hasn't had that particular thing in awhile and begins to go insane

related phrases: I'm drunk on you, Get drunk on something, I'm drunk because of you, I mean these are all so creative so there aren't any related phrases, Being drunk on someone's face is a good thing if you happen to be dating

I'm so drunk on your face!!!!!! It's awesome!

I am so not drunk on your face and it's killing me! I need to see you soon!!!

by ilovenutella March 4, 2012