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Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy

when you hit a homeless person with your car and hes still alive
Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy now or we are gonna be in jail!
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Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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GUY

The sexy bitch sitting next to me right now. He will have sex with your Dad ant day
Guy is sexy
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Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.
Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021
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chill guy

the brown brian griffin with an unusually smug grin. he is, for whatever reason, associated with people who do not care about anything nor anyone.

his true name that most people ignore goes by "my new character"
chris griffin: BRIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
brian griffin with clothing: what do you mean? i'm just a really chill guy.
chris griffin: BRIAN-
by elsqued December 13, 2024
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That Guy

I’m that guy
by That guy angle October 25, 2023
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