I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Bean

He’s a solid bean.

Gets all the ladies.

Staying strong through no nut November,
Looks like Clay Jenson from 13 reasons why (very slightly I don’t care if you can’t see it)
On route to destroy the A9 unit💪🏽.

That’s bean right there, fighting the A9 unit!

by 1409real name November 1, 2019

silly little bean sprout

what raymond and connor call eli and klitz as a joke

raymond: “be right back you silly little bean sprouts”
eli: “ WHAT THE FUCK”

by lukewarm water July 29, 2022

beans

the name of jakerton's dog

I love watching jakerton's youtube channel, mostly because of his dog named beans

by bean man lol July 1, 2023

beaning

two beans being beans together

"you are my favourite bean"

"and you are my lil smol bean"
"we are beaning together"

by poffelcopter June 10, 2017

Nigga Beans

A very catchy phrase to say!

Person A: Nigga beans!
Person B: Whoa, how catchy. I will start saying this now.

by Phil Johnson 47 December 5, 2020

Eggs n Beans

Another way of saying “exactly” .... doesn’t have any other use than that

Maeve: “LMAO YOURE BUILT LIKE A REFRIGERATOR”

Jesse: “Eggs n beans luv.”

by jesse xoxo January 9, 2021