leftover john

That person that doesn’t finish his food even tho they were really hungry

Ben: yo what you gonna get?
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow

2 hours later

Ben: you barely even ate anything

Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john

by Collins5 August 14, 2020

John

John is WHITE. not only does he drink pumpkin spice lattes he also plays football. sometimes he can be funny but is still really white and weird. he is also a VERY DRY texter

random guy: hey John

John:ok cool

by jackesgossipgirl August 23, 2020

john chadley

J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong

Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant

by Normal British child August 29, 2020

John-Ellis

A male sucking the ducks of multiple men at once. Whilst singing. Enough said.

“Did you see Toby leave with those Mexicans?“
“Yeah, I think he’s going to do a John-Ellis.”

by JimmyBobbySmurfius June 1, 2020

John

A simp

Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon

by Peter Stewart griffin June 1, 2020

John

John. Is how do I put this retarded.

John:* sends picture of himself *
John: man that guy looks so stupid
Kind:... your so stupid

by Krinsey12 June 2, 2020

john tickler

The man the myth the legend

I heard John tickler has said a Nono word I don’t fucking believe it though

by You suck a Retard June 4, 2020