One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.
Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!
by New Mexican May 31, 2018
Get the Eastern New Mexico University mug.A gapped up hair-cut that is usually requested by men who live in New Iberia, Louisiana. It resembles a fade. Mostly worn by white guys who think they are African.
by Bianca Montage April 15, 2008
Get the New Iberia Hair-cut mug.Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.
Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!
by Plufplamton January 29, 2017
Get the New Orleans Klam Chowder mug.the act of licking your girlfriend's butt hole skin while she is passed out drunk on new years eve, just to see what its like.
by don juan jovi May 27, 2008
Get the new years eve treatment mug.Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.
Pussy McGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."
by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011
Get the New York Stop Sign mug.A sexy rock sextet with saxes and invincible sunglasses!
They have a basic rock band setup + sax, violin and keys, and they're one of those bands that you can only describe with about 7 different genre tags. They are AMAZING, and will definitely be one of the 20s' classic bands. The band's vocalist sadly left the band a few days before the release of their second album, but the band plans to continue on, and I can't wait to hear more! They are all amazing musicians.
They have a basic rock band setup + sax, violin and keys, and they're one of those bands that you can only describe with about 7 different genre tags. They are AMAZING, and will definitely be one of the 20s' classic bands. The band's vocalist sadly left the band a few days before the release of their second album, but the band plans to continue on, and I can't wait to hear more! They are all amazing musicians.
"She likes concorde, she's got Billie Eillish style"
"Have you ever listened to black midi or Black Country, New Road? Best band duo ever."
"Have you ever listened to black midi or Black Country, New Road? Best band duo ever."
by bumblaster69 July 13, 2022
Get the Black Country, New Road mug.when a woman wraps her legs around your neck while naked, giving you a warm sensation on your neck. After which you turn your head around and eat her out.
Jacob: What did you do with Jessica last night after everyone left the party?
Steve: She gave me a New York Neck Pillow, it was great!
Steve: She gave me a New York Neck Pillow, it was great!
by Booty eater3000 July 26, 2017
Get the new york neck pillow mug.