slappy whore

a disgusting little bint who wants hand marks up her arse like the little disgusting fuck she is

"oi youre a slappy whore"
"cheers mate"

by anticyvonne October 4, 2023

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

sloppydickcreampiestimulation

when you want to cum inside somebody so hard but your dick will not go hard

Ricky:put it inside me and fuck my ass cheeks daddy
Tim:IM TRYING BUT I HAVE SLOPPYDICKCREAMPIESTIMULATION
Ricky:we are done then never talk to me again
Aga:hey RIcky wanna have sex daddy
Ricky:YESSSS KINGG

by the cracklord October 9, 2023

skippy ass mind

Someone who is out of it. Clearly not thinking straight, and needs to come back down to earth before they get fucked up.

“ Did he really think he could say that to you? I don’t know but he must be out his skippy ass mind”

by pyo.offerings October 18, 2023

Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a cracker, but I sloppy moe’d it and then ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a graham cracker, but I sloppy Moe’d it so I ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023