Mom

Someone who is definitely more attractive than you

Bro have you seen her Mom?
yeah bro she is so hot
literally I know right?
Hotter than her at least

(stacy's mom)

by idkdidkdidkd January 1, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a come back invented by Van Foster, it was used to make Trever Ryan Koi shut the fuck up. It's the best come back known to mankind and cannot be countered.

Van: Trevor shut the fuck up
Trevor: Van how about you shut up
Van: I make your mom shut the fuck up when I put
my dick in her mouth

Trevor:…
Trevor: Wanna play warzone?

by Fake wave April 4, 2022

ur mom

its ur mother
give her a hug<3
tell her how much you love her

person 1: hey dude hows ur mom
person 2: oh shes good
person 1: nice

by elieieeieiie November 27, 2021

ur mom gay

Your generally surmised but not obligatorily genetically cognate natural person who looks after and has the condition of being morally and licitly bound to do something, the puissance to emit the capacity to have an effect on character, development, the faculty to direct people's ways in which takes action or conducts oneself, and provision of what is indispensable for someone who lacks the adeptness and opportunity to be in charge of their own sequence of events of a designated kind in a way that complies to rules and standards to or is given the action of sanction for the action to officially accede or accept or be officially compulsory by the system of rules which a particular nation with its own regime, occupying a particular territory or group of people living in the same place or having a particular characteristic in prevalence apperceives as controlling or maintaining the actions of its members and which it may compel observance or compliance by the action or process of coercing penalties to be accepted, in which is mostly an adolescent human below the licit age of majority, that suppositiously relegates her sexuality as the gender that can bear progeny or engender eggs apperceived or treated biologically by the action of the composition of an organism's cells relating to the biological process by which incipient individual organisms are engendered which can be fertilized by male reproductive cells, relegates his or her expression of themselves sexually as homosexual.

"my mother actually came out the closet last week"
"ur mom gay"

'ye"

by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021

ur mom

1. Ur mom, also your mom or your mum, is commonly used as a random phrase.

2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.

3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.

1. literally any teacher: "Please read the next paragraph."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*

2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*

3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."

by hitman bang January 17, 2020

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

your mom

an insult when you have nothing else to say

hey what are you doing today?
your mom

by your mom lover February 23, 2022