Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..

He really life alerted that situation.

by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025

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Life

A place we are living through bodies god gave us, followed by heaven or hell after dying.

James : Man, my life is so hard I can't take this anymore!!
Emma : Don't worry, I'll kill you in a moment or two so you don't have to worry about work anymore.

by Coffee.exe April 25, 2022

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New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my life 9 ball game because life was substituted up from bullshit 9 ball game.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

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life

my sister keeps telling me to get one but there not in stores

Get a life, nerd

by yule lads August 24, 2022

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life cycle

when looking for something for a long time and finally finding it, thus completing a part/chapter of their life. an average person would go through about 30-70 major life cycles in their lifetime, often finding lost questions and answering them or even solving problems that used to matter to them but holds no more value.

finding the name of a song that you tried to find out for 5 years, which makes that life cycle 5 years long.déjà entendu

jamais vu deja vu presque vu

by GaryTrollmer June 4, 2013

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