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Joe

Person 1: Can joe come ?
Person 2:Who's joe?
Person 1:JOE MAMA
by KawaiiBean June 24, 2021
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Slow Joe

Amelia: " 'ya see Roy the other day? How he thought keeping his fish in an unclean tank would be safe?"
Madelyn: "What a fucking hoser. he's such a Slow Joe, eh?"
by Matiurban May 3, 2023
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joe-san

She wears the pants in the relationship, don't mess with her.
Her name is Joe-san
by Gangster88 May 10, 2022
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Joe McKnight

Probably the coolest guy in the universe.

Probably.
Joe Mcknight once beat up Shaq while banging 5 chicks at the same time. What a geezer.
by JoeMachiavelli March 17, 2023
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Joe

Joe is a guy that will always be there for you no matter what. He’ll slide for you and he’ll help you. He really is the best friend a person could have. He could also be a good boyfriend.
Joe
by Quintondubbz June 9, 2022
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Where's Joe?

A phrase used when bar tender Joe Silva is absent for a longer than usual period during a busy shift at Whammy. Joe can often be found in the Wine Cellar smoking area hooning darts and drinking crouchers beer.

It is also used by patrons who want to name drop in order to bypass security.
Where's Joe?
by MercDemerco January 18, 2019
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Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
by Jesters4life September 30, 2018
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