Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,

oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone

by king dream November 25, 2013

Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job

Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021

Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.

“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”

by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022

to-go job

1. Giving the driver head while in a drive through

2. Any sexual act with food good enough to eat and fuck

3. A quickie

That cheeseburger was so good, Ethan wanted a to-go job.

by Ace242 September 1, 2014

Gargle Job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

I'm in the mood for a Gargle Job babe!

I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.

He gave me the worst GJ last night!

by Squamies December 21, 2024

paw job

When an animal (or furry) gently rubs their (hand or foot) paw(s) up and down a male's penis, massaging it until he cums all over them.

"There was a cute pink furry that gave me such a great paw job, the back of her furry footpaws felt so soft on my penis, I came all over her toes!"

by Thatwiredguy25 November 19, 2023

30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl

Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs

by 30seconejob September 10, 2016