John Clayton Anderson

has a huge cock and will dick down your girl when he pleases

random dude: "john can you not fuck my girl every night please" John Clayton Anderson: "stfu fag I fuck whoever I want"

by SavageTroll420 February 16, 2021

John Willett

A chicken fillet

Man "wow is that a chicken fillet", John Willett "yes."

by Real Human Person July 28, 2023

john haworth

a man with a big fat dick, all the girls and the gays want to give him a taste

i wish my boyfriend was john haworth

by cumslut24 November 6, 2020

John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018

John Ceccoli

Caroline's Boyfriend

John Ceccoli boinked Caroline because they are dating.

by Tara Himen October 3, 2018

John Cena

An old ass meme

Person 1: how old is your great grandmother?
Person 2: as old as the John Cena meme

by SynthiaRose June 11, 2016

John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it

Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles

by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021