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John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.
I keep seeing edits of John Pork Crashout's in Fortnite.
by ku1a5 December 20, 2024
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Air Marshal John

Generic term for someone who looks like a cop, air marshal or any type of law enforcement, but it dressed like a normal person. See: scenes from Bridesmaids, particularly their failed flight to Las Vegas.
Bro, put away the pipe...that guy in the dockers is a total Air Marshal John.
It's fine to drink in public, just look out for Air Marshal John.
Whoa, Air Marshal John alert - that dude in the short-sleeved dress shirt is definitely a cop.
by CTOilMan July 26, 2022
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John Crawford

John Crawford is an American professional wrestler who is constantly annoying every chance he get
If someone says you’re acting like John Crawford, they are saying you’re annoying
by DCW guy November 4, 2022
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John Samuel

John ...this name is used by more of the population in Christian ..this define him to .
A god worshipers Jesus Christ ..
They known for Intelligence, innovative persons , introvert,craziness , helping nature ,caring fellow...
He have u met ever John Samuel he is ....very caring person he helps me alot in my work...
by Crazy fellow. 12345 November 23, 2021
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John Gutter

The first level of pizza tower. Also has a pretty hard lap 3.
NO LAP 3: alright, just learned the controls, hopefully john gutter wont be an issue.
*2 minutes later*
lap 2? whats lap 2?
*enters lap 2 portal*
s rank! on my first attempt? this game must be grateful.
LAP 3: alright time to lap 3 the first level, john gutter, hopefully wont be too hard.
*5 hours later* why the hell is john gutter lap 3 so hard.
by memeaddictive2 June 12, 2023
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John Deans

A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers
Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?

Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...

Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook
by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013
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John Dunne

by Debskelly1985 April 24, 2023
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