Mr Bean

The most powerful fictional villain who does not give an absolute fuck about humanity

"Bro Mr Bean just attacked me so hard from behind"

by MrBeanishot August 29, 2023

Beaning

To try to engage in sexual activity, to spit game, to have sex.

He went to her house last night? Beaning!

by Katenicks March 11, 2017

beans

bro my mom made bEæns

Momma made me some beans

by fnfboyfriend_ August 10, 2021

Puerto Rican rice and beans

When you find some one who Puerto Rican and then you pull the ole “rice and beans” (grabbing an asain and shooting his shit at you by using his cock as the trigger)

Kid was an ass hat so I pulled the Puerto Rican rice and beans

by Tate am April 30, 2025

RKO the Bean

When you absolutely annihilate a girl’s bean (clitoris) using Randy Orton’s signature wrestling moves.

Todd: “The becky from last night was a FREAK, you know I had to RKO the bean!”

by huntr March 26, 2021

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Cheeseburger Fatty Beans

A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.

“Hey man, wanna go check out Cheeseburger Fatty Beans?” “Of course! I love him!”

by Beanscultmember23 June 21, 2023