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New Prairie High School 

A school in the country with lots of country folk. The few city slickers and queers that go to the school are too corrupt to understand us country folk. We like big trucks and corn bread. We love and respect our country. If you mess with us then youโ€™ll be done. Long live the good ol boys. Yee Yee brotha. RAISE HELL AND EAT CORN BREAD. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
New Prairie High School is country boy land.
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Braulio Alonso High School

Home to nerds, sex icons, hot teachers, stoners, crackheads, thots, hot moms,bloods, crips, and ms13 gang members
Hey John didn't you get penetrated at Braulio Alonso High School?

St. Andrew High School for Girls 

One of the best all-girl school in Jamaica, and the Caribbean. All the ladies who attend this prestigious institution display ladylike, intelligent and caring characteristics. They are also very beautiful and every other school in Jamaica admires them and looks up to them๐Ÿ’•.
Located in the warm and beautiful plains of St. Andrew, every single lady who walks along these halls are admired by schools all over the island.
Hey bro, you looking for a beautiful, intelligent girl to marry? Well date a St. Andrew High School for Girls lady! Plus dem never cheat .

Woodstock North High School 

Recently opened in 2008. It's sort of a crappy school mainly because there are no traditions laid down and all the sports and fine arts opportunities/curriculums suck. We have no reputation except being the "new" school. The auditorium is rather nice though, probably the best in our district. There's only 906 people that go there but it feels super crowded. Females can't wear real shorts or tank tops because the staff feels that they will attract pedo's. unfortunately females just want to cool off. our mascot is thunder which is kind of stupid and ridiculous because we don't actually have a mascot and if we did, it would probably be something ridiculous like a guy dressed up in a thundercloud costume. our colors are teal, black, and silver which is pretty uncommon so that's good. The name of this school is so unoriginal I almost cried when they officially named it Woodstock North High School. That sounds just like Woodstock High School except they added the word north in there. very unoriginal. Our school isn't even North of the other school. So yeah. Overall a brand new school that I don't enjoy going to because there isn't a good reputation and the sports/music/art/and theater opportunities suck. If you like a new, bland school then this is the school for you.
Where do you go to high school again?

Woodstock North High School.

Oh, that new place?

yeah..

haha! your football team lost against us.... 4 times in a row!

smithson valley high school 

this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!
person 1: yo why did u get suspended from Smithson valley high school?

person 2: I'm an atheist.

Wakefield High School 

As far as I know, I am a SUPERFAN of one of the high schools of Northern VA placed within the leagues of South Arington: Wakefield high school.

Wakefield is well known in each of the three categories:
1. In athletics for Varsity Boys Basketball and Cross Country/Track Teams.
2. In academics for our It's Academic Team and Senior Project Program.
3. And in the performing arts of String Orchestra and Theater.

We are also known for our diversity, well rounded student body, Senior Project, and the ability to trick teachers in thinking that we really don't smoke, drink, or have sex. So don't get at us if you think we suck. We're better than you -- just don't look at the demographics.

John Hersey High School

John Hersey High School is a 4-year public high school that's part of Township High School District #214. It's mascot is the huskies and it's school colors are brown, orange, and white.
John Hersey High School is known for their unique school colors and was used for parts of the 2010 version of Nightmare on Elm Street.