Slippery bean

When you lube a Latino/Latinas ass so much you can't grab it.

Hey man I noticed you out in laying down those bricks. Wanna come inside later and have a slippery bean?

by NooseMoose April 18, 2018

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

bean

a shorter version of the slur "beaner" which is a person of Mexican decent. So if you are not at least 50% Mexican, don't say it.

you are a bean.

by moosecoose February 26, 2022

bean broth

Hot or cold water that was used to brew coffee.

"Hey Danielle, do you know where I can get a good cup of bean broth?"

by iDrinkCoffee May 4, 2018

beans

inabber's joke which has fell under the radar for a couple of years, he has now pushed his bean addiction onto others like alex and james.

inabber, on twitter; What is your Beansona?

by lilchange1 on twitter. February 10, 2019

Baby Bean

A puppy that is hyperactive.

My dog is a baby Bean.

by Planogurl34 May 26, 2015

Bean feast

When you shove a bunch of pinto beans up your pee hole and then shoot them out whether alone, with a lover or at a gala event.

Did you go to Todd's place over the weekend?

Hell yeah man, an epic bean feast for all! Pinto beans flying everywhere!

by Binghies June 3, 2024