binky stunt cat

a terrible monster like demon that resides over recoil dealing out death and destruction.

likes whiskers meaty bites.

god dammit binky's gone into the whiskers again

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

jennifer cat.

a fat bitch with no life, smells like hot dogs, and is a noob at smoking bud.

What is that thing? said Guy.
What thing? said Dude.
Oh its jennifer cat. replied Guy.

by Reckless420 May 21, 2016

Cat with a cream flavored arsehole

When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.

Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!

by manboobs mcniggerpants January 14, 2010

cats are immune to scorpion venom

A phrase used to point out when someone makes an incredibly false and/or ignorant statement while honestly believing it to be true.

Cats are immune to scorpion venom.

by Benny Dee December 9, 2010

arkansas cat fight

the act of puking into another woments bumhoe, she then farts out the excess broke, back in the original pukers face. she then pulls out the other womans anal hair, and stuffs it in her ear.

i walked into my house and saw my mom arkansas cat-fight with my girlfriend. fml...

if you have nothing to do, wanna arkansas cat fight tonight

by psuedo this November 2, 2009

Can't hug every cat.

An idiomatic expression similar to that of "you can't have your cake and eat it too."

Debbie: I just bought all these decorations and massive cake for my birthday party, but now I've run out of money to hire my friends. I guess you can't hug every cat.

by PazzDawg July 30, 2011

National cat calling day

If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that

Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being

by Yourlocalitalian March 27, 2021