pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.

"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"

by TheSlyfoxninja August 2, 2023

Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked

That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good

by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015

Dog wiener

The pink crayon in the crayola pack

MOM! Emily ate my dog wiener again!

by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024

Wiener Whistle

When you suck a dick and it somehow makes the sound of a whistle.

Dude last night it got so awkward when she made that wiener whistle.

by SoulOfDragon May 23, 2016

wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.

Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.

by SheAteTheWholeApple December 12, 2014

Wiener crack

A joke targeting to a man (typically done in a joking manner) towards his physical appearance. They also tend to make fun of one’s troubles in the bedroom.

John gave a good wiener crack on Chris .everyone was laughing except Chris as for he found it mean and rude

by Dherky December 29, 2021

Big wiener sami

A guy who has a LOOOOOOOONG peen. His peen is 6,61346353153531534318686169431453153834881698614212555816859194154345272188515846193438318483138318379648834257251535315341969831342423153464937818683172524135481688318678643715231534836848648753453752721576496335415646943721828549674557896475214531353475868335488317 meters long.

Someone: Big wiener sami, you slapped my with that long dick!
Big wiener sami: Ohhh sorry.

by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024