wheat penis

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.

I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.

by jimbobbibob September 5, 2016

WHAP

A mix of Tobacco and Marijuanasmoked through a water pipe.

Hey bro do you mind if I add some tobacco to this bowl and take a whap?

by ItzNate July 21, 2017

Whapanese

a biracial person of Japanese and white.

I am whapanese.

by ihayesmyself November 29, 2017

whappune

The dankest pune out there, only the Whaps, leaders of the punes, have the right to create bad puns and steal memes.

Yo that Whappune probably got some memes on 'em.

by ya boi charles January 18, 2018

wheataboo

Someone who pretends to have wheat intolerance to gain attention, normally this attention can not be gained by their personality so they pretend to have a digestive condition instead.

Gregg -"Ohhh, ahh, guys, Oh guys i cant eat that i have a wheat intolerance."
Everyone else - "fuck off Gregg stop being a wheataboo and eat your pizza"

by Soutty May 10, 2018

Wheat Beans

The most vegan thing a vegan can eat

Me: What’s in that drink Sam?
Sam: Almond milk and wheat beans
Me: You’re the best vegan there is!

by CubeDweller August 29, 2018

whaperatous

A syringe used to shoot intravenous drugs. Which inevitably turns you into whapstar.

Paul:

Yo dude, you have a whaperatous?

Treeple: shhhh you don't see me!!

by Mustabeen2smoked September 8, 2018