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Walrus

A person who engages in the act of walrusing

A douchebag
"You are such a fucking walrus, go sharpen your tusks!"
by Rab1dSmurf May 5, 2010
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walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.
Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.
by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008
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Cape Walrus

That nigga ran like a damn cape walrus.
by Kornelius October 19, 2008
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dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014
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walrus thrust

The Walrus Thrust is an economic term coined by Swiss Economist Fredrick Binzeggar. It describes a situation when commodities prices have reached their floor and it takes a large amount of effort to move prices, much like the amount of effort needed for walruses to move their immense weight. This is similar to the use of animal terms used in economics such as the dead cat bounce and the slippery eel
After the dead cat bounce, oil prices have been experiencing a long period of slippery eels and will require a walrus thrust in order to normalize.
by Dead Cat Bounce March 16, 2015
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slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.
I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.
by gandergandalf April 15, 2015
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nasty walrus

When cum is dripping from the buck teeth of someone.
Bro, after fucking Megan last night, I gave her a nasty walrus!
by AndyE9799 March 14, 2016
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