phone a mate when its late

The phoneage of a mate (just for some banter) after consuming a large quantity of beer at a late hour of the evening

I did a phone a mate when its late the other day and got a right cunting!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!! What a twat!!

by Stevielad October 30, 2007

NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

A phrase that Plankton said during the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, “Krusty Krab Training Video”.

Plankton: “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME KRABS, NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HIYAH!”

Mr. Krabs: *Grabs the Krabby Patty that Plankton was using to escape with*

Plankton: “I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.”

by NepgearAfficionado May 6, 2022

When God Gives You Lemons...

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.

Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.

by [The Creator] January 29, 2008

when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson

While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons

by Alessmax June 11, 2011

leaving the 5 pin when bowling

If you leave the 5 pin standing alone at the end of your turn while bowling it means that you are going to bed alone or not having sex that night.

if you knock all the other pins and leave the center pin, then you have left the 5 pin. That is called leaving the 5 pin when bowling and it = no sex for you.

by Bowling Queen December 27, 2012

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.

I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

by Diane1019 February 5, 2009

MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!

Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.

Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"

Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"

by because why not January 26, 2015