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ont va hormis

Ont va hormis means

'When a child accidentally licks a microphone'
So when a child accidentally licks a microphone you shout Ont va hormis!
(its that simple tbh)

Example?:
Jimmy: *Gasp* He Ont Va Hormis!
Tom: AWH SHIT I DID ONT VA HORMIS!!!!!!
Jessie: SEND HIM TO PRISON FOR 10 YEAR
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOI!!!!!!!!!

(Ont va hormis actually means We went apart in french.. me and my friend js made a joke out of it)
by KiwisCreampie._ May 5, 2024
mugGet the ont va hormismug.

Dirty Vas

When two girls are making out and one of them fingers the other, while sitting on cold ground (like stairs, the pavement ect.)
Becky: Yo, I heard that you gave Ann a Dirty Vas for her birthday.

Ariel: Yes, and Ann loved it! She did complain about her ass getting cold though.
by aerithvii January 15, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Vasmug.

Va

the girl had long hair and a white thigh split dress she was so Va
by That_girl_aurora December 10, 2024
mugGet the Vamug.

va-va

It’s so cold outside I’m literally freezing my ta-tas and va-va off!
by Roger's Not Here October 31, 2023
mugGet the va-vamug.

VA

I Assassined her vagina
by VAAAAAAAAA September 22, 2017
mugGet the VAmug.

Va in mona va curi baucheto

Italian dialect meaning “go fast and fuck yourself dummy”
Va in mona va curi baucheto
by DannyDiabeto July 7, 2022
mugGet the Va in mona va curi bauchetomug.

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<.7.9.7.6.>El Me Vas Ayudar Asla Despues<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>El Me Vas Ayudar Asla Despues<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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