vag-stallion

One who has so much sex that they begin to resemble a horse; a person that totally wrecks house in all aspects of life.

Joe: Dude do you see this s**t?!

Sam: Yea, that kid's a total vag-stallion at cod!

by ďř.mxp¥ January 17, 2011

Garlic Vag

An insult one gives to another be it male or female. Males tend to get more offended because it implies that they A) have a vagina therefore they must be a girl...or a hermaphrodite and B) Their vagina stinks like garlic.. twice offended with one insult. Females would be offended because it implies that they don't wash often and therefore their vagina stinks like garlic. Whoever you say it to, it's bound to get an unpleasant reaction somewhere down the line. The term can also be used in conjunction with 'Your mother' insult for added effect.

Guy1: Yo dude, stfu go lick your ma's garlic vag. Guy2: wtf, nigga stfu you're the one with the garlic vag! Guy1: Fuck you and your garlic vag! | Guy2Girl: Hey do you smell that?? It smells like garlic vag.. ewww it's you isn't it!!! DIRTY BITCH!! gtfo go and wash!! Girl2Guy: Umm, wtf are you on about. I don't have a 'Garlic Vag'. How could you even suggest such a thing. *closes legs and prenteds to sniff around her crotch to make sure it's not her*

by Joori January 10, 2010

Vag Slap

A vag slap is when a male or female decides not only to play with, in, or around the vagina hole but instead initiates a slight pat of the vag. A noise follows and your dignity falls. Usually two slaps occur in a synchronized fashion, such as *Slap Slap*. There is a corresponding song that goes to the beat of "Can I Get A Clap Clap?" but instead the lyrics are "Can I Get A Vag Slap?"

Arbys Employee: Welcome to Arbys, home of the fucking bombest food ever, what can I get you?

Danielle: Can I Get A Vag Slap?

Arbys Employee: *Slap Slap*

by Google GaGa May 19, 2009

back-vag

When a persons ass crack is showing above the waist of their pants creating a vagina like crack on their backside.

Mike "Dude, that girl in front of us in economics totally had a back-vag going on."
Al "I know man. It was so hot."
Mike "Dude! She was 300 pounds at least!"
Al "I know."

by Adam Woodard December 14, 2008

ice vag

the act of inserting an ice cube into a vagina and then eating it out. (for pleasure)

"i SO ate ice out of hope's smelly ice vag this weekend!"

by lauria green September 29, 2009

Vag City

A really lame party or social gathering

Anywhere there is a lot of women

Dude this party is Vag City

I work with like fifty women, its vag city.

by SexyMcTits September 28, 2008

pocket vag

The kind of girl men usually are in a relationship with/marry, who are plainer boring non-talkative subdued women because its the next best thing to having nothing at all, its like having a pet that you can f*ck. They're usually brunette and short and somewhat pretty but never beautiful.
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)

2 hot single girls walk into a grocery store and see a pocket vag in the wonder bread isle with her boyfriend.

girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags

by maribbaby October 9, 2009