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Upper Peninsula of Michigan

Located directly above the lower peninsula of Michigan, it's probably the most ignored piece of land in all of America. Constantly being left out of maps and, well, every conversation ever, the UP specializes in producing extremely sheltered human beings. However boring it might be up here, there are some things that we are incredibly good at. Those things would be racism, drug abuse, and no cell phone service. So, if you're a white supremacist looking for a nice vacation for the whole family, feel free to hop on over to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, you won't regret it.
I do not recommend coming to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan if you are not white, you will most likely get stared down in any and every public place.
by dubnation_02 October 31, 2017
mugGet the Upper Peninsula of Michiganmug.

sperm cleaner-upper

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder
HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother
by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003
mugGet the sperm cleaner-uppermug.

upper triple decker

The highest form of house party fuck you like an upper Decker basically but instead it just shitting in the top tank oh someone's toilet you triple in that b****
Example

like if you're talking to some chick at her birthday party and everything's going good like you about play that vagina like a harmonica then her boyfriend shows up then and she starts to diss you out and act like she don't know you that's grounds for automatic upper Triple Decker so you run down to the gas station and fill up on Slim Jims and exlax and go back to the party and drink everything in sight mix it all together and then go to the bathroom and let it rip
by Simmens the strange June 14, 2018
mugGet the upper triple deckermug.

7Upper (Seven-Upper)

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That 7Upper (Seven-Upper) always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up so hard.
by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023
mugGet the 7Upper (Seven-Upper)mug.

ya upper body

When a big persons upper body is heavier than the lower body
Random girl: hey Aiden does this shirt look good

Aiden: no it’s ya upper body that makes it look lumpy
by Vonnyb December 29, 2019
mugGet the ya upper bodymug.

upper body strength

Older man’s code/description for size of tata’s.
She has a great personality but lacks upper body strength.
by The KI girls August 14, 2021
mugGet the upper body strengthmug.

Upper deck levels

Yoyoyoyoyo we're on upper deck levels.
by The returned mack March 20, 2020
mugGet the Upper deck levelsmug.

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