When you don’t visit for so long that when you show up & slide in, your partner wonders if you’re really there at all.
Girl 1: Did Jack ever call you back?
Girl 2: He came round my house the other night and we had sex. But honestly, I’m wondering if it was just a Trevor Tingle.
Trevor has turned the rock in to the pebble. He is the mountain. He is the most jacked man, even more jacked then Arnold, Dwayne Johnson, and John Cena. This man can lift a tank.