swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007

balloon knot snot

the liquid the seeps out of a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon.

He wanted to lick her balloon knot, but there was balloon knot snot coming out off it.

I want to rail Sarah in her balloon knot.

by ZodiacKillr February 25, 2021

untie the balloon knot

To convince a person to have anal sex

Its good but I want to untie the balloon knot.

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Amish slip knot

When a Male, from Lancaster county amish country, ties his balls around his penis and inserts them into his wife and proceeds to make sweet love to her. The cock ball combo gives the amish woman a sensation she has never felt because always just doing missionary position all the whilst the man can hold out as long as possible do to the ball restriction around his dick.

Barry was so tired of his humdrum sex life that he decided to give his wife ye ole amish slip knot.

by Culatr March 23, 2019

purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”

by Hog hog January 1, 2023

balloon knot

Phrase used on the Opie and Anthony show of XM Satillite Radio that refers to the anus

Well, let's stick it in the ballon knot

by Bens Hog July 5, 2005

loves me knot

one day bloomers lead to loveless tangles.

opium poppy blooms for one day, then it leaves a (loves me knot).People fall into relationships then think if they compromise here,bend a little there it will work, but then it doesn't.It leaves a loves me knot.

by Dr.Argues June 27, 2010