Lamp

When low key you’re laughing at your partner.

Me:Tish, what are you doing?

Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”

Me:Lamp

by salmonella2 January 31, 2021

Lamp

Something that you throw at your snoring husband.

*husband snoring in his sleep*

*wife throws a bedside lamp at him*
Wife:shut up

by Yourmom05 October 1, 2022

lamp nachos

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.

Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.

by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019

lava lamp

just another type of fleshlight

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

Lamping

To hang out and relax, inside or on the street, by yourself or with others.

The crew is lamping in Queensbridge every day.

by qbc94 June 4, 2022

Lamp

A penis or a dick or a cock...

Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!

by Sassy Gains June 21, 2019

Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.

I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.

by Semix February 21, 2023