The latest coinage of Link Starbureiy's string theory or M-Theory, where the letter 'Q' represents quantum.
First string theory, then M-Theory, then on to F-Theory, and now Q-Theory. Wow, physics really is fun!!
by D Tyson June 04, 2007
Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by “Nice Guys” who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with them…then have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.
Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Direct quote from the male who invented this “theory”:
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”
Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”
Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
All fat women wear pink...it makes them feel "pretty." (It doesn't mean that a woman wearing pink is fat. It just means that all fat women wear pink.)
by spenbro April 07, 2009
A term used by stupid people to indicate a chaotic situation. Completely incorrect use of a term most likely heard in Jurassic Park.
1. We are totally having a lot of problems. It's just Kaos Theory 'round here.
2. This is totally Kaos Theory.
3. I'm gonna go Kaos Theory on this shit.
2. This is totally Kaos Theory.
3. I'm gonna go Kaos Theory on this shit.
by Dr. Malcom June 13, 2007
by Roxy866 August 15, 2007
If you go to a class high, then you will develop a "high mindset". Your entire outlook of what is going on in that class will be set in stone. This means that you will have to go to the next class high. From that point on, you will be forced to go to that class high, or else you would not understand any of what is going on. When the final comes, you will have to go to that high, too.
"Hey man," he said, "I think I'm gonna smoke before class today."
"Naw dude," the other boy retorted, "Haven't you ever heard of Ben's Theory? If you go to one high, you go to them all!
"Naw dude," the other boy retorted, "Haven't you ever heard of Ben's Theory? If you go to one high, you go to them all!
by El Doble November 19, 2010