"Bro, did you get that girl last night"
"No, because she seemed offended when I asked her about her clit"
"Yeah, you always did have that question complex"
"No, because she seemed offended when I asked her about her clit"
"Yeah, you always did have that question complex"
by Marshall Fletcher July 12, 2019
Get the Question Complexmug. by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Your Questionality youR<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer).
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025
Get the Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer)mug. Da "pee-pattern symbol" in da snow dat gets created by da natural movement of yer "nozzle" --- i.e., da urine-stream "starts out strong" and initially lands several feet away due to yer full and "pressurized" bladder, gradually progresses around in a sideways-curve, and then forms a straight line back towards you as da stream-force tapers off and so yer lulu progressively droops till it's eventually pointing almost straight downwards; it then makes a final separate "dot" of yellow in da spot just ahead of yer feet when you perform a "sphincter stripping" --- i.e., you tense yer bowel-muscles to "get out da last of it" --- at da end.
When visiting friends' houses where there is often a bit of a line to da WC and so I may need to unobtrusively "take it outdoors", I always move a few feet away from da porch before taking a whiz, so dat I don't gross anyone out by their finding a yellow question-mark too close to where they'd need to walk.
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
Get the yellow question-markmug. The name Benj Hellie gave to this question: "Why am I me and not someone else?". It's called "vertiginous" because it makes people's heads spin, especially the heads of P-zombies. Also called the "even harder problem of consciousness", since it's even harder to solve than David Chalmers' hard problem of consciousness. Materialism can't seem to answer it. Its unanswerability and the fact that the self exists at all may possibly imply that solipsism is true, that animals aren't sentient, and that this is all a simulation where everyone else is an NPC. It may also imply that I'm immortal and that my consciousness will last forever, living as everyone.
How a nonsentient P-zombie NPC reacts after hearing about it: "The vertiginous question is meaningless. If I were someone else, I wouldn't be me."
by dead666420 November 19, 2025
Get the vertiginous questionmug. The three questions are from AMCs The Walking Dead, in which Rick or someone from his group would ask someone the following questions.
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"How many people have you killed" followed up by
"Why?"
The exact amount of walkers or people a person has killed to the point they're not trustworthy is unknown, and asking them why they did it determines whether or not they can be a part of his group, or if they get to live.
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"How many people have you killed" followed up by
"Why?"
The exact amount of walkers or people a person has killed to the point they're not trustworthy is unknown, and asking them why they did it determines whether or not they can be a part of his group, or if they get to live.
The three questions being asked:
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"A couple dozen give or take."
"How many people have you killed."
"Two."
"Why?"
"They tried to kill me so I had no choice but to kill them, they were gonna take all my stuff."
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"A couple dozen give or take."
"How many people have you killed."
"Two."
"Why?"
"They tried to kill me so I had no choice but to kill them, they were gonna take all my stuff."
by RED4ACTED April 14, 2021
Get the The three questionsmug. 