David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is

Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.

Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.

by Cuban crackhead September 21, 2019

When a person of Cuban descent, drops a deuce on the chest of their partner, creating a shit pancake.

Ariana dropped a massive load on Dale's chest and then squatted down and created a plate sized Cuban Pancake.

by Cabron48 October 22, 2018

The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.

Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!

You: 😬

by TheBotches April 4, 2021

when you remove the down stem from your bong and smoke the resin inside like a cigar

Person 1: fuck, we forgot to get weed!
Person 2: it’s alright we can Cuban barbecue the clogged down stem.

by Goagil February 19, 2020