I'll play like the children are little bugs in mah web.

One of the funniest lines in any movie.
From wordFamily Guy/word

by larstait October 16, 2003

priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.

You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.

by Nikonym July 2, 2018

children of the damn

When someone else baby birds semen into another person's mouth.

"children of the damn" is so gross! She spit it in his mouth!

by FoxOfTheShadows July 12, 2023

The Children of Chaos

An awesome band.

The Children of Chaos is an awesome band.

by cocisawesome June 10, 2011

I hate children

Someone that hates children.

Kid: *throws sand at the man*

Man: HEY- SHOO

Kid *runs off, giggling*

Man: Ugh, I hate children.

by TotallyNotGuilty December 14, 2023

Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.

I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?

by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022

Children of Heroes

I do not understand how you can possibly be this bored. You copied the literal ad for Ukrainian kids at the top of this page because your life is so meaningless

get a life and go outside

Children of Heroes

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023