owen

a fat sea otter in love with chow chows

"ugh owen, he is SO ANNOYING"

by yomynameisjoeandireallyhavesix January 5, 2017

terrell owens

Crybaby. Period. Enough said.

Actual TO quote: "I want more money. waaaaaaaaaah. You're not giving me the football enough. waahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm Terrell Owens. waaaaaaaaaaaah."

by silentmichael June 29, 2007

owen's penis

Fucking massive.

U seen owen's penis?
Yeah its fucking massive.

by Brandon0321 June 1, 2017

Owen Gay

Owen is bisexual Owen Gay

The dog is talking Owen Gay

by JIMMYTHETRUMPSUPPORTR May 31, 2018

Owen Woodger

A large object or celestial body, Always adding to a number more than 300 meters in diameter and 900 meters high. Usually fearsome due to it's abnormal size. Sometimes, these are found on single planets but are very rare because they contain their own gravity, most do try their best to keep their distance to keep from being caught in the magnetic field. A good distance to keep from one is around 1000 meters away

Oh dear lord, it's an Owen's Head! Run for you lives!
The sun
any planet
mount everest
Owen Woodger}

by LARGE AS LIFE CRANIUM March 17, 2009

Owen Wilson

The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.

This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."

Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...

by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

Owen Cope

An extremely laid back individual who is known to spend his waking hours dreaming about next term. Eats copious amounts of Spaghetti-O's and enjoys a good squat, along with late nights consisting of Al Bundy and Family Guy. An Owen Cope can also be refered to as the 0-Bag or more recently as THE MAN!

Damn dude, that girl was all over you until you pulled an O-Bag on her laundry.

by Mr. Robato January 10, 2005