D-land

Another way to say "down" or to agree with something.

Me: "Are you coming to dinner tonight?"
Jared: "I'm D-land!"

Me: "Oh man, that guy was so D-land for me."
Mattea: "I'm D-land all day for his dick."

by Mayo6999999 October 5, 2011

balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

Land Cruiser

King of the dunes, has the most reliable V8, can stay with you for decades, most loved by arabs, and CAN GO ANYWHERE!

"Bro I'm glad you took a land cruiser it will stick with you for decades"

by Mosz January 18, 2020

De-Land

Florida slang for Deland, Fl, arguably the most ghetto city in Volusia county.

I'm going to a party in De-Land over in Spring Hill

by DangerousZANE July 6, 2006

Loompa Land

n. Anyplace there is a high population of overly-fake-tanned people. See: Long Island/New Jersey bars, Armani Exchange, Hard Rock Las Vegas etc...

"My cousin dragged me to this bar in Massapequa. It was totally Loompa Land."

by Klate April 6, 2008

Rona Land

Rona land (Covid-19 style of living) is at any point on Earth that experiences quarantine-like scenarios after what the media tells us is a major pandemic.

Valren: "How's Rona Land treating you?"

Tylan: "I love it! two weeks without production, without as much air pollution, time to spend with our families, we may as well call it Earth Day instead for two weeks!"

by GoldHue June 10, 2020

Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.

Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.

by G. Godsey February 24, 2023