Handle your candle

To handle your business

John: Hey Joey!
Joey: Yeah dude?
John: Handle your candle!
Joey: Thanks bro.

by Glenn Pen June 19, 2009

Pots for jug handles

Idiom.
Synonymous with crazy, insane, mad.

She's pots for jug handles

by bigfemur October 17, 2020

handle down below

penis

Lemme just grab my handle down below to wank off.

by penislover930 April 23, 2016

Holy Crap - Handles

The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.

Bob: "Yo check out my Wheels!"
Car spins out
Rob: "HOLY CRAP" *Grabs Holy Crap - Handles*

by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011

handle bar jockey

scooter boys

did you see the handle bar jockey pull up to the park.

by NowWayDudeS April 19, 2021

Oh shit handle

The handle or bar conveniently across or on top of the restraint in a thrill ride or roller coaster, commonly referred to as the " oh shit handle" as it is what you yell when the car takes a sharp drop or turn.

"Grab the oh shit handle, we're going down!"

by Paige001 June 28, 2016

Love Handles

The part of the body that you grab to secure a good hold while you slooooowly, perfectly, sliiide your thick, pulsing, throbbing, massive penis into her wet, delicious, warm juicy pussy....

🤤 😩 Harder, harder..

/|\ 🍅🍅 HARDER BABE

/\🍆🍩| SO MUCH

/\ HARDER
SHOVE THAT MASSIVE 10 INCH COCK RIGHT INTO MY AMAZING, DRIPPING PUSSY
HARDER

UH UH UH UH
(Loud moaning)
Uuuuuuuuuh.... harder

Deeper into my still wetter VAGINA!!! Harder!!!!

Bill harshly grabbed Ashley's love handles as he pulled her closer in bed so he could penetrate her warm, juicy, wet pussy with his massive cock. He held them tighter and she started to moan louder.

by PulsingPussyEater July 14, 2018