Ethan

An Ethan is a massive bellend. Often found in packs, Ethan’s are easily found due to being massive virgins. Their prey consists of women (which is probably why they can’t get a lass) and sometimes varies to gingers. Stay safe by staying clear of Ethan’s. Xox

You degrade women like an Ethan.

by Chocolatexoxostevexoxololly March 5, 2019

Ethan

Is a boy who is hot ,kind hearted, fit asfff well natured and is amazing he tends to really be passionate about his hobbies n loves cuddles .He is an amazing guy

P.f :)

U are a Ethan

by Piooo November 1, 2019

Ethan

A MAN HOE!!!!!

Ashley:Ethan sent me a dick pic last night
Destiny:no way same

Bus gf:WHAT!!!

by Kkaykla November 15, 2019

Ethan

His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth

"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."

by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018

ethan

looks like the crimson chin

ethan is gay and looks like the crimson chin

by Gay boi 100 February 8, 2018

Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020