Eli Werner

A Eli Werner is a small man with a big cock. We haven't seen many Eli Werners but everyone knows atleast one.

We all love Eli Werner.

She got fucked so hard it must be Eli Werner.

by asamurai_69 May 12, 2022

Eli Manning

The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen

Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"

Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"

by Joseph Mack Miranda February 13, 2009

Eli

Eli is super lonely with no friends besides his girlfriend Bradylicious and husband troll. Eli,licious. + he has no life

He's sad inside with Bradylicious it is very sad Eli has no life

by Danny devito January 31, 2020

Eli

Annoying person that will never be nice to you and he is so mean and he needs to find a life he wants to make friends but he is to miserable for all you girls out there be careful with Eli he is weird 🤮

Eli is weird and he has no friends

by Skshusksb November 16, 2019

Eli

Eli is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is crazy as fukkk. He will play mind tricks on you and manipulate you into loving him. Then he will go bat shit crazy and try to kill people over you and trap you in his hell hole of “love”. Eli is a very self centered person that thinks very highly of himself and he thinks he knows everything about everyone at every time and place. Never trust Eli. He will change your prospective of life in so many ways.

Eli is a dickhead.

by trista weaver June 25, 2019

Elis

A man with a big dick who gets lots of sexy women. Everyone loves him. He is a legend.

Elis is such a legend. He is legendary.

by Lil thiccitude May 12, 2019

Corey Ely

Is the best thing that has ever happened to me. He has an amazing ability to make anyone smile through the darkest times. I hope everyone is as fortunate to meet him. I LOVE YOU MY BOYFRIEND b/c me knowing that i'm ours makes me smile everyday.

Breighanne+Corey=A.A.F

by Breighanne Filippelli *his g/f* March 4, 2005