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Closet Walling

Somebody who uses wall hacks / esp in an inconspicuous way, Providing a major advantage without being incredibly obvious.
Teammate : yo this bitch has to be closet walling there is no way he knows what site we at every time
Teammate 2 : yea what a fuckhead
by Whattheyfkcingdhdh May 7, 2020
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Closet monster

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
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Closet-tweaker

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.

Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.
Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!
by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018
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closet shopping

1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.

2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."

2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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closet mama

He told me he wants me for his closet mama. No one can know or his wife might find out.
by Sparky71 January 19, 2018
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Closet Shaver

When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.
A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.
by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013
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