The Pampered Chef

When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.

I gave this chick The Pampered Chef on Friday, she loved it!

by darkenoch March 21, 2016

Cream chef

Someone that is known for mixing there semen into food as a prank.

person 1: yo u want sum of dees biscuits, Olly made them?
person 2: nah Olly is a major cream chef i aint eaten them hommie !

by megathiccboi May 14, 2018

Chef’s Kiss

see also “tea bagged”

1) When a person with female genitalia lowers their labia majora into an unknowing person’s drink.
2) A prank executed by a female where the labia majora (ref: downtown lips) are bathed in the drink of an unsuspecting person.

He will regret his patronizing remarks, once he learns she gave him the Chef’s Kiss.

by gee Ruth November 20, 2023

Chef Boyardeeznutz

That ain't no meatball!

"Hey, those aren't meatballs! Those are Chef Boyardeeznutz!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023

indigestion chef

A complement for a loved one or a person who rips ass with pizazz.

“Oh, I just farted” Your such an indigestion chef”

by Kryptomanta December 12, 2022

Chef pubes

The little sprinkling of garnish such as Alfalfa or oregano that a chef uses to dress up a plate, but really they it just gets in the way and get stuck in your teeth. Much like a stray Pube.

Oh man, they have put chef pubes on my steak. It doesn’t even look good and it will get stuck in my teeth.

by Practical definer August 30, 2023

Chef Wankery

Doing showman skits while cooking, examples ranges from deglaze (setting the alcohol in the pan on fire), to chopping at high speed without looking.

Coined by Chef William Murray of Fallow restaurant (London, UK) in one of Fallow’s YouTube short.

To be clear, the act of setting it on fire is purely chef wankery. You can just reduce it, it does the exact same thing.

by thatguywhoplayfgo October 27, 2025